Therefore, you cannot be too shocked that the legendary comic joked that he was “happy to get out of the house” when making a surprise appearance this weekend at a San Antonio show featuring his longtime friends Martin Short and Steve Martin. “None. I was happy”, the 68-year-old said. Asked about what Late Show bandleader Paul Shaffer is up to following the show’s end, Letterman quipped: “Right now Paul is doing what he’s always been meant to do: He’s a maître d’ in a spaceship”.
David Letterman emerged from retirement to deliver a scathing Top Ten list directed at one of his favorite targets: Donald Trump. Letterman went on to give “interesting facts” about the mogul and presidential candidate, which, naturally, were all mocking. “I was content. And then a couple of days ago, Donald Trump said he was running for president”.
Check out David Letterman roasting Donald Trump in San Antonio below. “I have made the biggest mistake of my life”.
“Number 10: That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack“. Letterman said. “I’m from Indiana where I’m not sure if the Pacers are even in the league anymore”.
No. 2. “Donald Trump has p***** off so many Mexicans, he’s starring in the new movie entitled ‘No Amigos.'”.
“Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull… oh no wait, that’s me”.
Letterman topped off his surprise Top Ten list with, “Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass”.