Jeb Bush camp launches store with hipster, George Bush offerings

If you’re a sucker for a good pun like we are, then you might appreciate the Marco polo – Florida Sen.

The Republican presidential candidate unveiled a new online store on his campaign website that is offering a $25 T-shirt with the quote: “My dad is the greatest man I’ve ever known, and if you don’t think so, we can step outside”.

While campaigning in Iowa in July, former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (R) was asked to name his favorite presidents. “100% genuine erased clean email server”. They’ll be attending an Mission: NEXT, an event specifically targeting national Jeb 2016 supporters under 40 years old in fundraising, political and leadership roles with the Jeb 2016 campaign efforts. It is unclear why the bowl costs $75; as the website notes, “Jeb’s secret guacamole recipe not included … yet”. “Wear this tank on South Beach to make sure he doesn’t forget it”.

“Jeb and Columba love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday”.

Many pointed out that the Bush “guaca bowle” is double the price of many comparable guacamole bowls. But hey, at least we’ll get a sh-tload of Guac. Another shirt features a photo of Paul donning a pair of Ray-Ban sunglasses with the words “liberty bro” emblazoned below.

The cheeky T-shirt is becoming a staple of campaign merchandise.

Jeb Bush is one of 10 Republican candidates selected for Thursday night’s GOP debate in Cleveland broadcast by Fox News.