Ohio man calls police, says he got too high from marijuana

In a call to an emergency dispatcher, which can be heard in the above video, the man says, “I can’t feel anything”.

Police say a marijuana user in Ohio with a stash of tortilla chips and chocolate-chip cookies called them to report that he was “too high on weed”.

The 22-year-old man was found “laying on the floor, in the fetal position”, Officer Aaron Franks noted in a police report published by the Smoking Gun.

The unnamed man also reportedly told police that he had lost feeling in his hands.

Local police have not charged the man.

The man declined medical service and will likely face misdemeanor charges for possession of marijuana and drug paraphernalia.

A 53 year old South Carolina man called 911 early yesterday morning to complain that his girlfriend would not have sex with him. When police arrived, they found him surrounded by piles and piles of snackage.

He then directed officers to his auto where he’d allegedly hot-boxed, and the cop “recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana”.