Heather Thomson Leaving Real Housewives of New York

Holla! She’s out. Heather Thomson is leaving The Real Housewives of New York City after three seasons on the hit show, Us Weekly has exclusively learned.

‘Who knows what he was doing – he could’ve been looking at us while we were sleeping, ‘ Heather told Carole, telling her to also check that none of her valuables were missing. Ramona, on the other hand, is newly separated from her husband and generally is a hot ass mess. You know-how you’re always so exhausted after a weeklong vacation with friends to an island where you had a personal chef to cook your meals, a house manager to make sure you weren’t murdered by locals (or their vengeful wives), and a TV network to pay for all of your expenses? “We brought guys back here, and we had a good time…you’re crying?” “I mean, who can even think about next season, let’s stick to this season”. Heather works herself into a frenzy about figuring out how the hell this man ended up as her nude-door neighbor right away, and marches into Ramona and Sonja’s room for answers. But Tuesday night’s episode brought us the most teased-about scene of the season: the “uncool” heard ’round the Upper East Side.

Neither Thomson nor Bravo has addressed her rumored departure from the series.

Next up: Heather’s Yummie Tummie “Diamonds and Denim” party to promote her jean line. Carol tells them that she just came from tea with Bethany and Dorinda. And it’s then that Bethenny said she’s annoyed with Kristen for talking about her to the press. Bethenny took it the wrong way, but Kristen swore it was a positive statement about Bethenny. “Like, I don’t want to have any part of it”.

So as they all sit around the table Be-dazzling, glue gunning, sewing and drawing, Luann breaks the ice and talks about how raging she still is.

Bethany tries to explain to Kristen that there are enough flames engulfing her in the press; she doesn’t need anybody throwing gas on the fire. Because the Countess is experienced in the wiles of a drunken hookups, she sent her guy home.

Back in New York City, Carole and Dorinda met up with Bethenny, who left Turks and Caicos early, and fill her in on all the drama she missed at the end of the trip.

Ramona won’t go into the other room when summoned, so the women come to find her. Ramona gives a very trite apology just to shut everybody up, but Luann won’t let her off the hook.