‘Hell Yeah’ Jeb Bush Would Kill Baby Hitler

In an interview with the Huffington Post, Bush eagerly embraced the idea of murdering an innocent child, Minority Report-style.

“At the end of the day, wisdom dictates that an internecine fight between the two is unnecessary, and potentially damaging to both”, said Anthony Scaramucci, a fundraiser for Bush. Or as campaign manager Terry Sullivan put it bluntly, “Jeb’s plan is to spend $20 million (sic) to damage Mr. Rubio’s reputation”.

Bush v. Rubio is one sub rivalry we’ll certainly be watching for at tonight’s debate. “What the future holds remains to be seen”, he said. Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush, who has clashed with Rubio in recent weeks, appeared with Walker at a school choice event in Wisconsin on Monday.

“But I had nine more months to go (in his second term)”, he said.

He’s even at times reminded himself aloud during campaign events to stand up straight. Hear me out: I would give Hitler a safe, supportive home. Bush needs a good night tonight, he cant afford another CNBC debate debacle.

Bush’s response came as he was passing through New Hampshire on his way to Wisconsin for Tuesday’s GOP debate on the Fox Business Channel. Bushs answer, according to the video clip: “Hell, yeah, I would. It’s also the inspiration for one of the best, and most frequently shared, humor pieces online called “Everyone Kills Hitler Their First Time”, in which future time travelers keep preventing others from taking actions that stop Hitler’s rise to power. They must care about me.

“I’m not running for president, but here’s what I would do with a time machine”, he then explained.

“Just tell me which tie to wear, make sure the knot’s right, and leave me alone”, Bush said wryly.

Asked if that’s a change from his gubernatorial runs in 1998 and 2002, Bush quipped, “That’s a change from 1953 when I was a little baby”.