No more “Kisses” in Bollywood films – Censor Board

Censor Board’s decision to cut kissing scenes short in the new James Bond film Spectre has not gone down well with Twitteratis.

The members of our censor board are so “sanskari” that they’ve cut Bond’s passionate kisses by 50 per cent. Not stopping there, the board has also decided that Bond can not use the “F” word or the word “a**hole”. But that cost the film four cuts – two visual and two verbal.

Spectre, directed by Sam Mendes, releases in theatres across India on Friday. Bros, you can show a guy killing another guy with his bare hands, Censor Board maaf karegi…but a serious peck on the lips, tauba tauba…Censor Board nahi maaf karegi! But the length of the kisses were found to be unnecessarily excessive…We wonder how the Censor Board decides how much kissing is enough’.

Moviegoers across the world have watched the suave British spy James Bond make love to unspeakably handsome women and fight evil on screen for over 50 years.

Anyways below are a few jokes that have been trending on Twitter!