Here’s The Cheap Arse Version Of Star Wars: The Force Awakens

The veteran actor reprises his role as Luke Skywalker in upcoming sci-fi blockbuster Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens, but he has been sworn to secrecy over the story details.

John Boyega, who plays a storm trooper, witnessed a backlash from a segment of fans over a black storm trooper.

We got to see Cecily Strong’s Sofia Vergara, Taran Killam’s David Beckham, and Jay Pharoah’s slow Shaquille O’Neal vie for the role of Chewbacca.

If theaters really are getting the key so late, that means the chances of critics getting an early screening of Star Wars: The Force Awakens are slim, so you might not see a review before release day.

For Daisy Ridley, though, her character Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens transcends race. In major markets it has been reported ticket pre-sales are already sold out or close to selling out throughout the rest of the year.

“Our mandate when we contacted artists was to be bold”, Gibner says. Everything old is new again.

While there have been plenty of stars over the years who have struggled to keep things a secret, it seems that Mark Hamill is very good at it, having had to do the same thing for the original Star Wars trilogy. Rounding out the trio is X-Wing pilot Oscar Isaac. The so-called Star Wars Land (although we don’t have an official name for it yet) will take shape at both Disneyland in California and Disney World in Orlando, and will be the biggest expansion ever for both parks. In fact, all six Star War movies have been nominated for Academy Awards, primarily in the visual effects categories.

We didn’t think it was possible to get more excited about the new Star Wars film but these sketches certainly do the job.

The final part of the “trailer” includes the rebranding of the Star Wars logo as Sea Wars, along with the tagline The Ike Awakens, referring to the nickname of the Eisenhower. Come December 18, 2015, its fate will be known.