This Is How You Can Track Santa on Christmas Eve

This year, will see a full moon on Christmas Day for the first time since 1977, the year that Star Wars was launched on an expectant world. Lt. Marco Chouinard, NORAD spokesman, says Santa takes advantage of the time zones and his super-fast sleigh-which, in case you didn’t know, is faster than the speed of effing starlight. And if you try placing them anywhere near Santa even for a harmless picture?

The North American Aerospace Defense Command tracks the location of Santa Claus as he flies with his reindeer around the world to deliver gifts to children. With each place he visits, a dot is placed so you can follow where he’s been and where he’s headed.

You know there are so many elves up in the north pole. I was thinking I could get both. Can we have fun with the Santa story?

Answer: I don’t see any reason to tell him anything. There we were, him focused on his career and me providing the back-up, and then we had a few dramas to deal with like that bullying episode with the reindeers and Rudolph – no wonder he drinks – and it was all over.

“Our staff around the country, together with our crew of Santa Commanders, have been working hard behind-the-scenes in ensuring that Santa’s flight will go as safely and efficiently as planned while making sure that all those travelling to visit family and friends on Christmas Eve are also kept safe in our skies”, Mr Hood said.

When I was a child, the excitement of Christmas started early in December, not the week of Thanksgiving. A lot of people forget feeling good is a reward. Which means I not only “add” to what Santa brings just to make the pile look more exciting for DC, but I also, of course, have to buy additional gifts from “Mom”.

“I don’t think they get thanked enough for what they do”.

Then, deeply depressed, I was sitting in the floor one afternoon playing with toy cars when I heard Santa say, “David Hunter, who lives on Tennessee Avenue, and has been a good boy this year, would like to have …”

“This is an homage to a tradition that the Pennsylvania Railroad and other railroads had in town where they operated a Santa Train from the Baker Street station to the North Pole, and I think the North Pole was at Swinney Park for a number of years”, Lynch said.

“I’m lucky to have kids that are so mature”. I have all my elves on the shelf and they give me reports. If I understand correctly, the man behind the legend was a monk known for his kindness towards children and the poor. In other words, he is just playing along and I feel like I’m lying to him. As I waited for Santa to read my letter on the air, days dragged by like months.

Santa was always a bachelor.