Man drove truck filled with weapons to DC to kidnap Obamas’ dog

A man who planned to kidnap at least least one of the Obama family’s dogs was arrested Wednesday in Washington, D.C. after authorities found weapons and ammunition in his auto, according to a charging document released Friday.

Stockert, 49, was arrested after driving from his home in North Dakota to NY, and then to DC, where the Secret Service learned of his plans and arrested him at a Hampton Inn one mile away from the White House. No First Dog has been at such immediate risk since Lyndon Johnson went around picking up the family beagle by the ears.

They also discovered 289 rounds of.22-caliber long-rifle bullets, 71 rounds of 12-gauge shotgun ammunition and two rounds of.

Stockert also allegedly said: “You picked the wrong person to mess with”. 223 rifle ammunition, a machete with a 12 -inch blade, an 18 -inch billy club and a 28-inch barrel and a removable stock, both typically used for a shotgun from the truck.

Plus, Stockert not only claimed to be Jesus Christ, but he told agents that his parents were John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. “I will f*** your world up”.

Scott Stockert, of North Dakota, allegedly drove a truck full of weapons to Washington, D.C., where he was arrested on Wednesday. This, understandably, would make him a shoo-in for president of the United States or the next Kanye West, though he only expressed interest in the former, the Post reported.

Stockert was charged with carrying a rifle or shotgun outside of his home or place of business, according to the Washington Post. The judge ordered that Stockert be released into a high-intensity supervision program pending a court date to be set later.

He’s not allowed near the White House or the Capitol, and he’s forbidden from possessing any weapons.