‘Bachelor’ insults get 1000x better when read by a sneering Cersei Lannister

Lena Headey could not have dressed less like her character if she had tried, but the icy condescension of Cersei was as chilling coming out of an actress in jeans and a shirt as it ever was coming from a queen in a flowing gown. We all know that the fallen queen is the master of biting insults, so Kimmel had Heady read some insults from another mega popular show, The Bachelor as Cersei.

The result is fantastic.

This is exactly the sort of thing Cersei Lannister would think in a ballroom full of rosy-cheeked young ladies lining up to dance with Prince Rhaegar, though Cersei would have a hard time finding a moment with no one to overhear her remarks.

“I don’t think there’s one girl here who’s competition”. “I think her boobs are fake, but it’s okay, like you can tell they’re fake”.

“I’m gonna punch her in the face, like seriously”, she said during the brief segment. The goblet of wine in her hand is a helpful prop, although a Lannister-gold-toned goblet would be even better. Especially when she’s blurting out Tipsy Lace classics like, “Let’s be honest: who wants to f-k a virgin?” “They’re also drinking, as you do”. “I’m sure your wife must say that to you every night”.

Guys, the “Game of Thrones” season six premiere is just a few short weeks away (okay, months – whatever).