Samantha Bee’s Biblical Takedown of Gun Legislation Opponents

“Sit [ting] quietly in a room with your eyes closed, talking to nobody, isn’t a reasonable solution towards fixing our mass shootings”, Bee said.

Thoughts and prayers aren’t going to cut it with Samantha Bee, who offered one of the angriest, most cathartic responses Monday night to the gay nightclub shooting over the weekend-the deadliest mass shooting in US history.

Known for their humor even in the most serious situations, late-night hosts John Oliver, Trevor Noah and Stephen Colbert of opened their programs by recapping the attack and expressing their sadness over having to discuss yet another mass shooting.

Although… if we didn’t fix things after Sandy Hook, will there ever be a tragedy big enough to dethrone the corrupt NRA??

The outspoken host reserved her harshest criticisms for Florida politicians, lambasting them for their refusal to acknowledge the importance of gun control and its role in the deadliest mass shooting in USA history. She began her show by saying that although protocol after a mass shooting is usually to offer well-meaning words of support, she was too angry.

I mean clearly we can’t have anybody in Washington get real, because they’ve got vacations to take and some NRA cock to suck, so I take my hat off to Samantha Bee, who needs to be on TV way a few times a week.

“You know what? F- it”, she said. “I hope you know that myself and so many are your allies”. “Yes, I do want to take those guns away”. “We want you to hear their names, and a little bit about who they were”, Cooper said.

“These high capacity penis substitutes are a shitty choice for hunting and home protection, but ideal for portable mayhem”, Bee explained.

“If only shooting victims could dodge bullets as deftly as you dodged that question”, Bee said. This wasn’t even Orlando’s first high-profile shooting of the weekend!

“Maybe we’re not praying right, can we check the instruction manual?”