‘Santa Is WHITE. BOYCOTT Mall of America’

‘This blog is dedicated to collecting photos, videos, etc. that capture the sometimes odd, sometimes scary, always fun interaction people and pets have with Santa Claus’. You have to eat those cookies and drink that milk that you left out on Christmas Eve for Santa and basically manufacture evidence to sell the hoax. Just roll with it. “Merry Christmas everyone!” Scott Gillespie wrote. According to NORAD, the tradition started in the 1950s when an advertisement gave out an incorrect phone number at which to call Santa Claus. It’s no more ridiculous a story than the other tales you’ve told. “After wiping away ugly mom tears while reading it I knew a lot of my friends would love the idea too so I made a decision to share it as well”, she tells Bustle. A lot of children think that, because they aren’t ready to BE a Santa yet, but YOU ARE.

If they do leave Santa a message or a note that they want a Hatchimal and you’re unwilling to pay the $140+ those little buggers are going for on eBay right now, read my blog about preparing your child for Christmas disappointment.

Deaf children usually can’t communicate with Santa in the mall because he doesn’t speak sign language.

For some kids, it can be the best experience, and for others, not so much.

I understand the traditionalists. Incredibly stupid. Santa is WHITE. “Adults in their 20s were getting their picture taken, because now there was a Santa they could relate to and identify with”.

How do you tell your kids without them totally freaking out and yelling at you about being a big, fat liar? The hoax sells itself. “Being Father Christmas is clearly a risky role and we’ve drawn upon our years of expertise and knowledge to estimate the kind of policies he’d need if such a role did exist”, the Daily Express Online quoted Towergate spokesperson Drew Wotherspoon as saying. Here, Macy’s is asking people to contribute “he’s real” stories about Santa Claus to the internet, because this one little girl asked Siri if Santa was real, and was probably told no. “Today, through satellite systems, high-powered radars and jet fighters, NORAD tracks Santa Claus as he makes his Yuletide journey around the world”, states the command on its website. It’s a white lie (Ooh, that was so racist!) we foist on kids. Deal with it and move on (Try the Easter bunny, maybe). Explaining a chocolate Santa isn’t hard. Not only is Santa black, he wears a less traditional Santa suit and goes by the name “Kente Santa”.