Here for the right reasons: Bachelor premiere recap *Spoilers

Welcome to RedEye’s coverage of “The Bachelor”, arguably the most misogynistic show on television!

Because I’m a journalist with integrity, I go to Google to look up dolphin costumes to see if Left Shark is an option – Left Shark’s SEO has got to be pretty strong, after all. Everyone gets one point for every woman who gets through each week. This season proves to be no different as the bevy of beauties hoping to leave a lasting impression on Viall includes a smart and savvy Southern belle, a camel lover, a dolphin/shark aficionado, as well as a woman from Nick’s past carrying around a soon-to-be-revealed secret.

Ben Higgins advises Nick to “just be himself” and trust himself. Remember we mentioned there was a 24-year-old with a nanny? Now she gets to be the villain for the foreseeable future.

‘Bachelor’ star Corinne Olympios makes no apologies for her aggressive pursuit of Nick Viall, and if Bachelor Nation wants to label her the villain. she’s cool with it and so are her parents. They even had sex in the Fantasy Suite. Farewell, Ida Marie and Lauren.

“Everything has led to this moment, so that I can prove to America that if you don’t give up on love, eventually you’ll find it”, stated Viall.

Bachelor Mondays are back people! In Reality Steve’s scene breakdown blog he expresses that Liz will be sent home amid the date.

But the real story here is Alexis. Nick also said that the split “showed a lack of sincerity on her part”.

– She met Nick once before.

-A woman whose job is listed as “aspiring dolphin trainer” shows up wearing a shark costume and says she “dolphinately can’t wait to talk to him”.

‘So that made me feel like he doesn’t know who I am, and I kind of like that, I like a little mystery, ‘ Liz later responded. If they find out from someone that isn’t her, they are all going to be furious about it. They all made the cut, though!

The Rose Parade is an unbelievable tradition – after all, it’s been going on for over a century.

I’m new to the world of “The Bachelor”.

We will be live blogging tonight’s episode of The Bachelor 2017 and you just know there is going to be tons of drama, cat fights and tears. In most cases, it would also be the last-but it’s immediately clear to me that Corinne is not most girls. Because as she says, she’s a girl who knows what sh wants, and isn’t afraid to go after it. Dorfman and then Kaitlyn “Check Out My Sexy Back Arm Tat” Bristowe, he was delivered to Paradise (otherwise known as an oceanfront property in Tulum with a risky open-bar policy), where, denied love once more, he was banished from the heavens and sent to earth as a god amongst 30 women, all of whom will vie for his heart, and one of whom will claim to possess a “platinum vagine”.

After we’ve established for the billionth time that Mr. Viall has a somewhat embarrassing track record on the show and it’s summertime offshoot, Paradise.

Nick Viall is the luckiest man on the planet, as he gets to choose his future bride from a bevy of 30 handsome ladies, all vying for his affection. He then hesitantly asked Dorfman, “We’re friends?“. But whatever, I’ll take it. Then again, Nick does not need to worry about it as he is the king for this season and he has the power to choose that one lady for him. But, she does claim contradictorily that “focusing too much on my career” is her biggest regret and she’s most afraid “that I’ve missed out on my chance at finding love”.