American Horror Story: Hotel Recap 11/18/15: Season 5 Episode 7 “Flicker”

She’s pregnant and wants an abortion. The “vampire” virus was far more interesting than the scenes later in the episode, which take up far more time. She also neglects to mention another important detail – that she’s a vampire. When the fetus is taken out, the nurse exclaims that it is still alive as the fetus kills the nurse.

Watch the teaser trailer for Episode 7 of American Horror Story: Hotel, “Flicker”. Young Holden wakes his father up and leads him to the caskets in the empty swimming pool. She enlists Liz help to move the kids’ coffins after John finds them in the basement.

The actor shared his views about Liz’ affair with Tristan, sharing that he and co-star Wittrock have talked about why affairs are “delicious”. This seems terribly naïve.

The Countess has successfully made Will Drake fall in love with her, but still can’t get him aroused sexually.

She gets off on the misery. Tristan is very upset about this (he still insists he’s not gay), but the Countess has no sympathy. She praises Alex for saving her son and things are seen in a new light. He passes out and awakens to Alex telling him he is losing it and suffering a psychotic break. After caring for her child, the Countess and Will Drake leave for Paris.

The last episode of American Horror Story Hotel revealed that the resident of room number 33 is the Countess’s creepy baby foetus, Bartholomew, who is missing half a face.

Pathetic Donovan gets to the suite and sniffs the Countess’ panties. “Liz and Iris plan to leave the hotel for good”. They are officially the Gwar of sex! Bartholomew escapes his room. So no matter what goes on in her hotel, if she loses her cool, she can’t handle her s-t…I desperately so want for you all to love the real me and not the idea of me that you write about or see. Scarlet is a wreck, Lowe is a wreck and Alex shows up to save the day.

Attempting to follow Donovan’s advice, the models seduce and murder a douchebag guest in the hotel. So they have a threesome with an Asian guy They feels so much better now. It wasn’t their goal. And someone from their class at school has told them, so they come home now and go, “What’s Lady Gaga like?’ And they don’t know who she is necessarily, it’s just playground lore”. The tourists told Alex they were trying to find their goal. Alex tells John that he needs help. They need to find a objective. Baby Bartholomew sneaks into his suitcase. And, each time she makes a new blood-viral zomb-vamp-thing out of someone, she’s essentially reforming them as a new being.

That doesn’t go so well. A few minutes later, John spots the monster baby skittering around the house. He shoots at it and scares the crap out of Scarlett. The Countess slashes Tristan’s throat and announces, “I don’t share”.

While there’s nothing specifically wrong with it, this isn’t the most exciting episode of the season. The Countess explains that she has saved Holden and all of the other children that she has taken under her wing from neglect by their parents. There is speculation that Gaga’s character is March’s wife, and the upcoming episode will finally reveal the truth behind their past.