Aziz Ansari parodies Bobby Jindal and introduces a new campaign slogan

Not exactly known for his impressions, comedian Aziz Ansari pulled out a spot-on Bobby Jindal on last night’s Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.

“I finally look like a guy!”.

But with Jindal’s lack of momentum in the race, Ansari’s dreams may be dashed.

“Here to talk about his chances as one of those nine candidates, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal”. Jindal quickly corrected him, pointing out that he is now polling at two percent. “That’s a 100% increase”, he said, adding that 1% milk tastes better than 2% milk. “When you start dumping that 2 percent milk on your Apple Jacks, it’s like pow!” “It’s hardly milk. It’s like drinking white water”. He even presented a new campaign slogan for Jindal: “Taste the fat”.

Fallon asked Ansari about how he plans on toppling Donald Trump, who now is fourth on the Washington Examiner’s presidential power rankings (Jindal is seventh). “It’s a game changer”, Ansari said.

“I’m the only candidate that doesn’t believe in any science”. “Which is why I’ve made my own line of fiscally responsible hats that show what true conservative spending is”.