‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Chad Gets the Early Boot

Despite Canadian Daniel trying to calm Hurricane Chad, the raging lunatic took a couple swings at his buddy before passing out on the deck naked!

Over the course of six weeks, we’ll follow these former bachelors and bachelorettes as they explore new relationships while living together in Mexico, in a secluded and dreamy paradise. She speaks to Chris about where her head’s at and she shares that she’s excited about the possibility of falling in love. She feels confident and hopeful. That person leaves, and more people arrive.

By the way, everyone should also keep their eye on Nick Viall and Amanda Stanton, because there was definitely some chemistry there. Evan immediately had an attraction to Amanda as she is a fellow parent. She promises she’ll “test drive some cars” this time. Jubilee, on seeing erectile dysfunction specialist Evan (JoJo’s season), called out, “Oh look, it’s the penis guy”. Grant’s plan is to also play it cool.

Daniel is not impressed with the selection of women there so far.

Daniel is still unimpressed and is using a lot of fruit analogies to explain himself.

Daniel tried to get to know Emily, there with her twin sister Haley (Ben’s season) but got nowhere. Grant admits that she’s insane, but has a soft spot for her.

Jubilee. I was hoping she was too good for this show. Furthermore, he can’t wait to meet Jubilee.

Evan is dreading the arrival of Chad. Nope. Chad actually poops himself while laying unconsciously asleep on the ground.

She even added that both of them “love each other”. “F– you, Chris Harrison”. Guys will be handing out the roses this week so one of the ladies will be going home. After getting eliminated on the first night, she went back home to CT to live with her parents, after which she moved to NY. Jared talked to her about her love for “Lord of the Rings”. But, she thinks he might be a bit of a heartbreaker.

Devastated by the loss of Lace, Chad entered a very dark place.

Back at the beach, Vinny and Izzy appeared to be an item!

When the host told him he was “making this a lot worse than it needs to be”, Chad went off.

Sarah, reached her limit for the Chad-pocalypse and confronted him about being “so disrespectful” to women. Unfortunately Chad can’t quite take a hint.

Daniel tried to intervene, telling Chad people were scared of him and thought he was Hannibal Lecter – not sure if that’s a step up or down from Hitler.

Sarah is fed up with how he’s acting and says so to his face.

Again, Chad had no memory of anything that went on. The general consensus is that he needs to leave. The Bachelor villain unleashed his terror on anyone standing in his way – even Sarah, who stood up to the 28-year-old luxury real estate agent, only to get called a “one-armed b*tch”. Chad seems to have forgotten that everything he did was recorded and is confused at the result.

During one of his quieter moments with Fletcher last month, Johnson revealed his mother had passed away only months before his appearance on “The Bachelorette”. He drags his feet complaining the whole way out and insults Chris while doing so.