Bachelorette JoJo’s final two men revealed: who will she choose?

A lengthy Chad reel airs. Chad then alleged that Jordan is looking to parlay his “Bachelorette” fame into a broadcasting gig. Johnson pondered if the other men would’ve left him alone in the mansion had he gotten physical. I don’t now if it’s her gut instincts kicking in and alerting her that she’s made a huge mistake or if she’s simply coming unhinged at the hands of the show’s producers.

Chad was ideal during the “Men Tell All”.

“Already, Chad had pretty much established himself as the series villain, messing with his competitors with a childish glee, like a malevolent spirit or Peeves the Poltergeist from Harry Potter”, the report said. Just before they put that “do not disturb” sign on the doorknob, JoJo tears up thinking about how loved and adored she feels.

Johnson gets boos from the studio audience, but has a justification. Later, he claimed Robby had threatened to come after his ex if she gave interviews or talked to anyone about him. The moment had to be one of the most heartbreaking eliminations in “The Bachelorette” 2016. One example: Daniel saying Chad has “no filter” and isn’t the “brightest”.

“I’m grateful that they let me do that”, he continued. We’re both gonna fall down either way. I just jumped over a hurdle that I’ve never done before and now I’m skewered.

It appears Chad didn’t regret his behavior in front of the “Bachelorette” cameras.

Jordan isn’t the only one who has been accused of such a thing, though. And the cool cucumber was allegedly Luke Pell, who is rumoured to be being courted as the next Bachelor. The reason this is of interest is because it allowed us to size them up as prospective Bachelors. As a lady comic, I have a duty to seek others like me and form distant, unfulfilling crushes on them until I either meet someone more functional than myself or get hungry and forget what I was doing in the first place. I could hear the awkward crickets chirping in the background. “Are you able to think about moving on?”

But what do you think? “I’m happy and I’m ready and I’m optimistic about what the future might hold. I know the situation”, he said.

Translation: Sign me up and send 25 to 30 bachelorettes my way.

On last night’s episode, Chase got eliminated after telling JoJo he was in love with her while they were in the “fantasy suite”, a.k.a. Or face. I know I said he looks like Will Forte but dude seriously could basically be Calvin Harris too.

The most interesting exchange was with Chad.

“Everyone else knows that Robby broke up with his girlfriend days before filming in order to be on the show with you”, Chad told Jojo.

“When you said that to me, like in my heart and in my gut, I don’t think I felt what I thought I was going to feel”, JoJo said to Chase. “He loves the attention and we’re giving it to him, so he’s not even worth my breath”.

In the end, he took the high road, thanked JoJo for helping him “open his heart and learn to love again”, even though he has struggled with anxiety attacks since their split.