Bastian Schweinsteiger among nine players reportedly set to leave Man Utd

Jose Mourinho, the manager of the Premiere League football club Manchester United, has launched a full Manchester United Pokemon Go ban, forbidding players from playing the game for 48 hours before each game.

“Zlatan is a fantastic player and, immediately in training, we could feel what I call “functional empathy” – people looking to him, him looking to connect with other players. We need time and we don’t have time, the only solution is to train hard and train hard against opposition like today”. Considering how important it is that the club wins those games, you can understand why the ban is in place.

“Breaking news: Pogba undergoes medical at Los Angeles’ Universal Studios” and again, “Breaking news: we’ve seen Pogba with his contract at Los Angeles’ Universal Studios #blabla, #imonholidays”.

“They are playing really well, their training has been top and I think that we have signed really good players”.

“I’ve started taking my coaching badges now so that will probably take about four or five years to complete”, he added.

Several national newspapers have suggested Germany midfielder Bastian Schweinsteiger, who yesterday announced his retirement from global football with Germany, will be the highest-profile victim a little more than a year after he joined from Bayern Munich.

Cameron Borthwick Jackson, James Wilson and Paddy McNair will be allowed out on loan though Wilson may yet opt to stay. We lost a week in China and some of the boys who played today, they trained for two days.

Manchester United are closing in on the signing of Brazilian right-back Fabinho from Monaco, according to reports.

Mourinho has been busy in the summer transfer market, bringing in Eric Bailly, Henrikh Mkhitaryan and Zlatan Ibrahimovic to rebuild the spine of his squad with more new faces expected in the coming weeks.

Pogba has been heavily linked with a world-record £100million transfer back to United, the club he left for Juventus in 2012 after growing frustrated at his lack of game time at Old Trafford.