Blac Chyna Reveals Why She Won’t Be Marrying Rob Kardashian Anytime Soon

“Rob has never cheated on her, but she is very paranoid about that from past experiences”.

If the trailer is any indication, “Rob & Chyna” will embody everything we love about “KUWTK”: family drama, cheesy taglines, and a healthy dose of colorful wigs. Because of course, Chyna’s carrying his kid. “That’s my baby, and that’s gonna be [Rob’s] son-in-law, I mean, wait, his stepdad ― his daddy”, said a confused and giggling Chyna.

What a ride-or-die. Watch Kourtney explain in the clip above. “I don’t want to yell at a pregnant person, [so] I yelled at him”, Kourt tells her friend Mario.

‘We would’ve been at the courthouse downtown a long, long time ago, ‘ he said, before Chyna added: ‘If it was up to Rob, literally we would go tomorrow’. Rob noted that that was true, but that he understands “every woman deserves to have a lovely wedding.” Aww!

Though they only began dating at the beginning of this year, the couple first met at Rob’s half-sister Kendall Jenner’s 16th birthday party at theme park Six Flags nearly five years ago. “Plus King, that’s five”.

Kourt was upset about a new ChyMoji from Blac Chyna that appears to show an emoji version of Kylie Jenner that you can slap.

The 28-year-old model, who is expecting her first child with Rob, is apparently experiencing issues with her health as she nears the end of her pregnancy, according to a Radar Online exclusive. “I kinda want to get my body back”. The reality star agreed she liked Philly Cheesesteaks and P.F. Chang’s (who doesn’t?), which Rob dutifully orders through Postmates. Naturally, their road to parenthood will be covered on Chyna and Kardashian’s forthcoming docuseries.

Rob & Chyna premieres on E!

If the baby’s name was not disclosed, Rob and Blac Chyna have instead thought to the identity of the baby sitteuse: Kylie Jenner! And, if you’re curious, Chyna’s favorite things to do are “eating and sleeping”. “They got the best food in the strip club”.

“We are thinking about having a wedding special, so stay tuned for that”, she shared.