Flying Pink Dildo Hits Politician In The Face During Presser

The woman, identified to be Josie Butler, yelled, “That’s for raping our sovereignty!” as she was dragged away by authorities, so she clearly had intended for the prop to fully demonstrate her point, which is just fantastic planning.

Police reportedly detained her for several hours before releasing her without charge.

According to the New York Post, Joyce was speaking on the Trans-Pacific Partnership agreement meant to strengthen economic relationships among the 12 countries involved in the deal.

If you thought you were having a bad day, spare a thought for New Zealand politician Steven Joyce.

Yesterday, Butler told reporters of her dissatisfaction with the pact. He later acknowledged the inherent virality of flying dildos, hoping to expedite the process.

The pink rubber phallus bounced off and appeared to cause Joyce, the country’s economic development minister, no harm.

Waitangi is traditionally the centre of New Zealand’s national day as the town where the Treaty of Waitangi was signed between the British Crown and indigenous Maori in 1840, paving the way for European colonisation.

Mr Joyce even invited comedian John Oliver to make fun of the incident, as he has of other incidents involving the John Key Government.

Key said that his decision not to attend Waitangi Day celebrations had been vindicated. Asked about the sex-toy tactic, she told TVNZ: “I am anxious about patient rights because of the price of medications going up”.

And of course there’s a Gif version for all of us to enjoy.

Mr Key will be attending the NRL Auckland Nines but is yet to reveal if he will go to any other functions.

New Zealand Labour Party leader Andrew Little called it a “creative item” to throw at a politician, The New Zealand Herald reported.