‘Honey Boo Boo’ debuts song, dance and music video

Can’t she just go to school and have sleepovers and not have to worry about making a “comeback”?

The clip was produced by viral video guru Adam Barta, who has previously collaborated with Margaret Cho, Anthony Weiner’s sexting partner Sydney Leathers, and “Tan Mom” Patricia Kentcil.

The lyrics give the listener a potted history of Honey Boo Boo’s rise to fame.

“Started out as a pageant queen/Then on TV doing my thing/Now movin’ up in the world/New fun times with my girls”, Honey Boo Boo raps in the video.

The show came off air a year ago, but it seems the 10-year-old has found another way to keep herself in the public consciousness – a pop song called Movin’ Up.

Now the 10 years old Honey Boo Boo is trying to make a comeback.

“Supporting the health and welfare of these remarkable children is our only priority”. The publication also reported on Mama June and Sugar Bear’s possible reunion after a chaotic relationship between Mama June and her former boyfriend, Mark McDaniel. Also, Sugar Bear’s dancing cameo might just be the best thing you’ve seen all week.

It is hard to tell whether this video is serious or a gag because of how ludicrous it actually is.

When we first met Honey Boo Boo she was a precocious impossibly cute hillbilly toddler, but she has ballooned into an obese child with no social skills, and she’s totally bereft of musical ability.

Everyone keep an eye out for it at the club… whatever it is.