Jason Pierre-Paul Avoids Press With bad Decoy

Not part of God’s plan – this terrible decoy Pierre-Paul used to avoid reporters following a charity event in Sunrise, Fla., om Sunday. He needed an additional hand.

New York Giants defensive end Jason Pierre-Paul isn’t ready to return to the football field, but he’s offered yet another sign that his recovery is on track – particularly as it pertains to his sense of humor. “No guy can judicial judge me accepted God himself”.

He wrote, “What happened to me was not a set back”. He had Tweeted and posted on Instagram several time in the seven weeks since, but hadn’t previously addressed the incident or his injuries directly. The man they call JPP has, of course, been working to return from an offseason fireworks injury which cost him most of the ring finger on his right hand and which has, no doubt, caused quite a bit of consternation amongst the Giants front office. No one knows how he will perform with only nine fingers.

When called about his typo for using “accept” instead of “except”, Pierre-Paul jokingly blamed it on his missing finger.

It’s possible the world will get another look at him later on Saturday. Pierre-Paul has not given the team a “definitive update” on his progress and team doctors have yet to examine him.

JPP’s Instagram post seemed to indicate he planned to attend, though that couldn’t be immediately confirmed.