Jeremy Corbyn Thinks You Shouldn’t Laugh At Cameron And The Pig

The Prime Minister said at the time he had only known about it for a month.

Unbeknown to Mr Cameron, the men were in fact spooks trying to snare Mr Cameron with a honeytrap as he enjoyed a boozy break in Crimea with a friend from Eton.

According to the story in Ashcroft’s unauthorised biography, Cameron and his pal were approached by a pair of Russian spies, one of whom was Igor Kuznetsov, who would go on to become a KGB colonel.

“We promised to do it the next day”.

The Brit PM, as a new book claims, while he was studying at Oxford had once inserted a “private part” of his body in the mouth of a dead pig during an initiation ritual for a student club. The issue plays to the sense that many have that the prime minister is less squeaky clean than his handlers would wish us to believe, and has manifested again a potentially fatal propensity to stick loyally by dodgy aides and advisers long past their sell-by date. Lord Ashcroft, it appears, millionaire Tory donor and one-time key party adviser and official, thought he had a call on a cabinet post in David Cameron’s government but was sidelined as controversy raged over his “non-dom” tax status (the fact that he could avoid paying United Kingdom tax on his worldwide income).

Downing Street has declined to comment on any of the allegations made in Lord Ashcroft’s book.

The Conservative peer alleged that Mr Johnson had asked: “What price?” before suggesting £90 million for policing in London, allowing him to make lavish spending pledges when he ran for re-election the following year. “To which they basically said, “It doesn’t matter”.

The doctor then said: “This will just be a little prick, just a stab in the back”.