Jimmy Kimmel’s Post Oscar Segment Shows The Mindset Of Trump Lovers

“You’re ruining the Oscar show, nobody wants you here”, Kimmel berates The Martian star.

Affleck walked onto the stage of Kimmel’s post-Oscars special Sunday looking a little… bulky underneath a button-down winter coat.

Kimmel and Affleck then introduced footage supposedly cut from “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice”, showing Kimmel revealing the secret superhero identities of Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent, who were played by Affleck and Henry Cavill.

When Kimmel welcomed Ben Affleck to the stage Affleck looked as if he had gained a ton of weight. “I would like to apologize to you sincerely for inadvertently allowing that loser Matt Damon to soil our show”, Kimmel said.

But it wasn’t pounds Affleck had hidden under his jacket, it was fellow actor, Matt Damon.

“I think it’s maybe time to bury the hatchet!” “Do you know what he’s done to me?” It all came to a head last night during Kimmel’s Oscar special where he had Ben Affleck on to talk about Batman v Superman. Affleck said as a mutual friend, he wanted to help them get past it. Affleck urged Damon to have a seat while Kimmel was highly against it. Kimmel said it was not a guest appearance despite cheers from the crowd.

“I’ve been figuratively carrying him for years!”. Of course, it turned out the truly outrageous things made him even more popular.