Katy Perry’s meme-filled video for ‘Swish Swish’ is a complete disaster

Teammate Gaten “Tragic Johnson” Matarazzo (Stranger Things) comes in with the dubious record of being blocked 955 times, while Jenna “The Rainmaker” Ushkowitz (Glee) is simply unable to stop sweating profusely despite 12 surgeries on her glands.

Perry didn’t shy away from Swift’s Rolling Stone comments, tweeting the next day, “Watch out for the Regina George in sheep’s clothing”.

Although we’re glad the pair is no longer fighting, we can’t help but wonder what the real reason is for them endind their bad blood and beginning a new working relationship. “I was like, ‘Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.’ And it wasn’t even about a guy!” Other stars included Game of Thrones’ Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, actor Terry Crews, and the Patriots’ Rob Gronkowski. It would seem that all is lost, but then Katy Perry is forcibly injected with Kobe Bryant’s sweat, which makes her do the wacky screwball comedy faces she is widely known for. “It’s a bassline that sounds suspiciously similar to Peaches” “Operate” mashed up with a sample of Right Said Fred’s “I’m Too Sexy,” and the meanest thing she says in it is, “I don’t like you”. When the game starts back up, Perry gets her act together.

Katy Perry stars in the video for “Swish Swish” (Official) ft. As the network has swung wildly towards video, exhuming TRL, Unplugged, and Wild n’ Out, it has also planned what’s shaping up to be the most bombastic Video Music Awards show yet. As the video goes on, the Tigers stumble their way around the court, until a final, inspirational flurry of points pushes them to victory over the Sheep, punctuated by Perry theatrically flying through the air for some slam dunks. The video for the Witness track dropped on Thursday, just four days before Perry is set to host the 2017 VMAs, and it’s littered with celebrities.

“Trust me you would have been more disappointed seeing the show than you are with me cancelling”, he wrote.