Kevin Bacon Wants More Gratuitous Male Nudity in Film: “Gentlemen, It’s Time”

“Hey Marvel, I have an idea for a superhero”.

“In so many films and TV shows, we see gratuitous female nudity, and that’s not OK”, Bacon says in his PSA.

Actor Kevin Bacon took a moment to sit down and speak out regarding gender inequality in Hollywood but not in the way most people think. I have an Infinity Stone on the tip of my wiener.

Bacon begins his fake PSA by making it seem as though it is the men who are being punished by not being allowed to be naked in films, “It’s not fair to actresses and it’s not fair to actors because we want to be naked too”, Kevin insists. Bacon even volunteers to spearhead this male nudity movement and has some ideas for roles hed like to play. And he feels so strongly about the subject that, in fact, he will “play a naked wizard or something” on Game of Thrones if they’ll let him. He did, after all, let his nether region breathe on-screen in “Wild Things” way back when, and he’s totally down for another swing at it. It was awesome. Matt Dillon was there.

As far as we know, Cop vehicle doesn’t show off Kevin’s bacon either, but at least he’s standing up for the cause. He saw my wiener. You should really just go ahead and watch the whole video; Its not only well worth you time, it will very likely be the best thing you watch all day long.