Lady C has left I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!

Get Me Out of Here! on medical grounds, ITV has confirmed.

It means there will be no viewers’ vote on Wednesday and people who have already voted will get a refund.

Arriving at the trials area, she told show hosts Ant and Dec: “All the lads have been putting themselves forward and been very vocal so I thought it was about time someone did it for the girls – so here I am”.

“Duncan dodges his duties at every point”.

“She always has to have the last word and she will never apologise for anything that she’s said”.

While she praised camp allies Kieron Dyer and Chris Eubank as “wonderfully supportive” and “true gentlemen”, Lady C said that “there is no prospect of my ever, ever having Tony or Duncan in my life in any way, shape, or form”.

“When you told her not to do something it was like speaking to a giant of a brick wall”. It’s none of your f***ing business, a**hole.

“A Dumbo, a chippy oik, a bully, a liar and the mouth of diarrhoea”.

Poor Tony – but “mouth of diarrhoea”? Er…

A source claimed: ‘This is far from over and when Lady C decides to talk, it’s going to be absolutely explosive’.

She saved the real venom for the Eighties singer. You are all on a diet.

George Shelley is officially leader of the I’m A Celeb camp, after being voted into the position by the public Rasheeda Frost.

The bookmaker have Lady C 8-1 to enter Celebrity Big Brother in 2016, with odds as tempting as 20-1 to win the show outright. “I think she’s not a nice person and I don’t wish to be around someone like that. Look at those sexy muscles”. But that’s what made her “one of the (sadistic) nation’s firm favourites”.

The ex-campmate said: “Tony’s refusal (to be chambermaid) became personal because I was a Lady with a capital L. Had I been asked to be chambermaid, of course I would have done it, I am a sport”.

There’s the guttedSome are celebratingThe fairMaybe she had a game to manage at the weekend?

Jamaican-born Lady C was insulted when her expert cooking advice was ignored by Brian. “It’s not like that, but it’s a huge relief as it was such a class of personalities, so she’s gone and we’re down to 7”, said Tony.

“What a thrill”, she said when she heard that she and Jorgie were special guests on the jungle’s newest cookery show, Disaster Chef.

Another gruesome dish was spaghetti bolognese with beach worms and turkey testicles.