Matt Damon & Kim Kardashian Are ‘Stuck on Uranus’ – Watch the Pretend Trailer!

It’s because “ur” sounds like “your” and “anus” sounds like… look, we know you understand. It will be called “Stuck on Uranus” and will star Matt Damon (obviously) and Ellen herself, and introduce Kim Kardashian West.

Directed by Ridley Scott and starring A-list actors like Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig, Donald Glover and Jeff Daniels, it promised a thrilling, well-executed experience. ‘The movie was so successful they are already planning a sequel, and I got a copy of the trailer’. Kim says in the trailer. Having survived a solo mission on the Red Planet in The Martian, he’s now stuck on Uranus.

That might actually be funnier than all the Uranus jokes in the universe. So I’m left with only one option: I’m going to have to explore the surface of Uranus’.

“Did somebody say Uranus?”

He is joined in the mock trailer by DeGeneres and Kim Kardashian, who plays an expert on, er, Uranus.