Mexican artisan launches Donald Trump pinata

Gay icon Cher has threatened to leave the planet, if Donald Trump is elected President of the United States.

Cher, who is oftentimes outspoken on the social site, called out Trump for his inflated ego, arrogance and bigotry, saying that she would rather “stick needles in her eye” than even take a photo with the businessman. It drew condemnation from the Mexican government as “biased and absurd”.

“I’m going through withdrawal – I need me some Donald”, Stewart said, interrupting the trade report to pull out a large button that he would periodically press to play comically absurd sound bytes from Trump’s Tuesday speech.

Takes one to know one, I guess.

“I did it with no notes, no teleprompter”. So it’s hard to argue that Trump makes it any worse.

“A lot of Mexicans are mad at this person”, said Avalos Ramirez.

Mexican Interior Minister Miguel Ángel Osorio Chong dismissed the remarks as “absurd” and accused Trump of looking to stir up controversy. The disclosure is scheduled for Tuesday, after the political rally at New York’s Trump Tower that will begin at 11 am local time. If he really enters the race though, Trump would be the wealthiest Republican candidate. He said he only seriously considered running previously in 2012. “I think we’re better than that”. We ought to send used equipment, right?

According to the election commission, a candidate must file a statement of candidacy within 15 days of becoming a candidate.

Mr. Trump said Wednesday that he would meet both deadlines without asking for extensions.

Trump may be preposterous, but there are 8,737,540,000 reasons we have to listen to him – the figure Trump claimed is his net worth. His well-honed TV skills could lead to a buzzworthy performance that keeps him in the media spotlight.

“Mexico – very intelligently – has people not only from Mexico, but from all over, go through the border because the United States – in its lack of leadership and lack of knowledge and stupidity – doesn’t know what to do”, he said, adding America then ends up accepting everybody through its borders.