No. 4 Michigan averaging almost a point per minute

This weekend, the Colorado Buffaloes will take on the No. 4-ranked Michigan Wolverines in one of the program’s biggest games in recent memory.

“Since this week’s opponent, Michigan, does not issue a depth chart, our coaches felt we should refrain from making one public this week as well”, a message reads above the chart. James Bond, number 007, is the starting defensive tackle, backed up by Auric Goldfinger.

It’s a pretty impressive list – and one we wouldn’t mind seeing battling No. 4 MI in Ann Arbor this weekend.

According to the depth chart, Colorado will be running a Single Wing-T offense that features two new positions: thin receiver and one-fourth back. Nice work by SID Dave Plati! Anyway, good luck defending that, Jabrill Peppers!

Harbaugh says he instead rubbed his nose and then bit his fingernail, adding “I have never eaten a booger in my entire life”.

The special teams crew is fascinating.

The punter is Happy Gilmore. The holder spot honors the late Gene Wilder with Frederick Frankenstein as the starter, backed up by Willie Wonka.

So yeah, this is a fun little ploy from Colorado.

Troll time: Colorado is trolling Michigan with its game uniforms for Saturday, wearing the same combo as during the 1994 Hail Mary game at Michigan Stadium. You know this won’t sit well with Harbaugh.