Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne Reportedly Split After 33 Years of Marriage

Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne have reportedly called it quits after 34 years of unholy matrimony and in other news LOVE IS NOTHING BUT A GOD DAMN LIE.

According to reports 67-year-old Ozzy Osbourne has been in a relationship with Michelle Pugh, 45, a celebrity hairdresser who also runs her fingers through the hair of Jennifer Lopez and Alicia Silverstone.

Sharon, 63, met Osbourne when her father was managing Black Sabbath, Ozzy’s original band that emerged from Birmingham, England and helped define heavy metal with thunderous blues-influenced guitar and a lyrical fascination with the occult. They Wednesday in 1982 and had three kids together – Aimee, Jack and Kelly. “She has done that before but in the past she was checking if he’d been using drugs”. He has since gotten in contact with his children to assure them he is safe and well, and is holed up in a Los Angeles hotel.

The “Iron Man” singer’s sobriety is not the cause of their recently reported break-up, according to E! The Sun’s source said that Sharon was upset after finding out about the reported affair. She became his manager, as well as the mother to his three children, Aimee, Kelly, and Jack.

TV host Sharon Osbourne has reportedly kicked husband Ozzy Osbourne out of their marital home following cheating claims.

Sharon then excused his behaviour, saying “He’s out of his mind and he’s calling them his first wife, he’s calling them me!”.

“But he is not speaking to Sharon and she has not let him back into the house”.

Today is truly a black Sabbath.

As of Sunday afternoon, neither Ozzy nor Sharon had addressed this most recent breakup rumor.

He said in the post that he had been “drinking and taking drugs” but that he was 44 days’ sober.

In her autobiography, Sharon revealed that she found out on the day before their 30th wedding anniversary.