Ryan Reynolds the “Sexiest Dad Alive!”

“Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall!”

“No, I made the baby cry every time the baby saw me in that makeup”, he revealed. No matter what you’d say to him, he’d manage to make it about his dick, or about anal sex, or about how girls – so he had heard – smelled like fish. Baccarin is integral to why the story works and I cannot imagine another actor doing the role or being more giving as Vanessa. “I am sick of all your innuendos”, our bus driver said. When he tells her “I love you” later in the film, it’s not meant as a punchline.

Deadpool is correct, this is no super hero movie.

Some man for one man. “If it were Deadpool, he could tell Days of Future Past to take its timeline and go f*** itself”. The project, however, may have been put off thanks to the latest X-Men movie instalment X-Men: Apocalypse. “You just like, it kills you”. From references by Deadpool to how the film studio couldn’t afford any more X-Men, to TJ Miller actually telling Ryan Reynolds to talk to a guy in the bar “because it might move the plot along”, it’s nearly as if Deadpool is going through the motions of a basic origin story just to screw with origin stories in general. He expectorates three jokes in a row, in one shot of one scene, and never looks like he cares whether any hit.

Insult Gina Carano at your own peril.

In spite of an R rating, which generally limits the scope of a film’s opening weekend, estimates are still coming in that Deadpool will likely earn around $70 million this weekend, per Variety. Well, Deadpool can be unmercifully amusing. In one photo, her tiny fingers are wrapped around his.

Ryan was less than impressed with the picture of himself though, telling Jimmy: “What?!”

People feel the same way about Ryan Reynolds, who played a version of Deadpool in a bad Wolverine prequel seven years ago and has been trying to redeem the character ever since.

X-Force was announced way back in 2013 before Deadpool got the green light, with Jeff Wadlow (Kick-Ass 2) penning the script, but seemed to have been put on hold once Fox made a decision to pull the trigger on a Deadpool movie. As in the comic that bears his name, Deadpool is aware that he’s in a pawn in a superhero universe. “On-again, off-again. Occasionally we sleep together and it just causes more pain”.