Schweinsteiger Mocks Rooney’s ‘Scouser Accent’ Ahead of Wolfsburg Clash

The England captain has netted five goals in all competitions this season but that includes a hat-trick against Club Brugge in a Champions League qualifier.

Manchester United fans will be hoping that Scholes’ words are prophetic in nature and Rooney indeed puts Arsenal to the sword on Sunday in north London. ‘He was unforgivably losing the ball.

However, he went on to imply that he might find a public reading of Rooney’s verses a little hard.

We don’t know what he thinks of fish and chips, driving on the wrong side of the road or binge drinking, of course – he’s kept quiet on those aspects of our rich and varied culture.

“Like I said, it probably wasn’t his best night but he is the type of player who had a bad night but could go score two or three goals on Sunday [against Arsenal]”.

Paul Scholes has said that Wayne Rooney will score 20-25 goals this term if he plays the full season.

“I used to love writing poems, even before I was with Coleen,” Rooney said.

Now not only are our punters wishing they could have been involved in such an awesome game, but they are also mentioning the fact that we might not see a player quite like Scholes again, and after watching him for his entire United career, our landlord has to agree, he was one of a kind!