Sunday Oliseh Blames Mystery Illness On Witchcraft, Flees Nigeria

Owing to his outburst of Sunday, Super Eagles coach, Sunday Oliseh, has reportedly sent a letter of apology to the Nigeria Football Federation.

After contracting a virus in one of his official assignments, camp sources informed that the former Juventus player has alleged occultic manipulations by his enemies on his life and has vowed to flee far from the country to where they could not fly to attack him.

“What then should be done to the coaches of Ghana, South Africa and Egypt who did not even qualify to this tournament”, blasted Oliseh.

“I am addressing this insanity which has befallen some of our critics and I call it insanity because they must be insane to start seeking the prerequisite on the future of the national team coach because we crashed out of CHAN”.

He added: “I am serving Nigerians and I’m not serving these critics”.

Against the backdrop of call for his sack, Oliseh maintained that he neither lobbied nor begged one for the Eagles job.

Oliseh has lashed out at his critics, calling them insane.

“I could understand initially when people were criticising that I don’t have the experience, but now that I have gotten the job, any sane person should rally round the coach until he fails”.

He however urged them to go into coaching if they feel they can do better than him. We have not failed, my predecessor was judged after he failed to qualify for the Nations Cup.

To those who care to listen, the 41-year-old insists the current Eagles coaching crew have done well, keeping the team in contention for the Gabon 2017 Africa Cup of Nations and 2018 World Cup.

“So, where is this failure that some people are trying to sell to Nigerians?”