The Internet thinks Hillary Clinton has a body double

They’ve been analysing the moment the ex-Secretary of State emerged from her daughter Chelsea’s apartment saying she was fine.

Tweeted one user, ‘Hillary’s INDEX finger is longer than her RING finger. She took on the gig full-time in 2000, leaving behind jobs in newspaper advertising and publishing.

Teresa Barnwell, the alleged body double of Hillary Clinton, came forward to debunk all the conspiracy theories. She does not want to do anything that will damage both their reputations. (As late as last week, the Drudge Report linked to a report insisting that no one knew who Madison was with the headline “Who is he?”) In the viral video of Clinton staggering to her waiting van, Madison opened the door; other agents largely helped her in. She had been in NY just a few weeks ago and a friend took her past Chelsea Clinton’s building, where they took photos. Do you really think the Clinton’s would be that obvious?

This despite Clinton being coddled by her doctor, Dr Lisa Bardack, 52, while attending the memorial (even clandestinely having her pulse checked) and literally collapsing as she was waiting to be whisked away by her security personnel.

Hillary Clinton’s collapse into a van on September 11 – somehow “overheated” on a mild NY morning – overturned the liberal media elite’s dismissal of any questioning of her health or stamina.

The “conspiracy theory” was that Hillary Clinton’s campaign was concealing health problems. “OK people, calm down”.

On Monday, Clinton’s presidential campaign acknowledged that it had mishandled the health scare and promised to release more medical details soon, after drawing criticism for waiting two days to reveal the Democratic candidate’s diagnosis. Barnwell says she doesn’t mind comedy or taking pokes at Clinton, but sometimes it gets to be too much. Since they looked so similar, Barnwell chose to quit her job 23 years ago and become a full-time Clinton impersonator.

“It’s hard to turn down a paycheck, but I have my standards”, explained Barnwell, who makes thousands a month and tours the globe being Clinton. “I wish I had her stamina”. Just a theory, but nose looks very different’.

Clinton went so far as to dismiss all questions surrounding her persistent cough as emanating from the vast, right-wing conspiracy, with members of her campaign team attacking the credibility of the few reporters who bothered to mention Clinton’s hacking and panting.