Trump’s Mock Job Interview

U.S. Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump has subjected himself to a mock “job interview” during his second appearance on “The Tonight Show” with Jimmy Fallon.

On Monday night’s “Tonight Show” on NBC, Fallon asked Trump about his strengths.

“Yeah. When I was one, I cried”, he answered. “Although last week I did a little, I guess, but we haven’t even started”. “And that’s a good thing, because people don’t vote that much in this country”, Trump said, adding, “So that would be an wonderful thing if that happened”. “That I never forget”.

“Well, I’m an extraordinarily handsome person”. Donald Trump’s not-so-self-funded run for presidency is a towering monument to Know-Nothing politics, as John Cassidy wrote in the New Yorker. “I get along with Democrats, with Republicans, with liberals, with conservatives”. Trump said Clinton’s having a tougher time than people expected with Bernie Sanders, who’s tied with her in Iowa and is leading her in polls in New Hampshire. He also shared that the show represents what makes America great and how befriending Ice Cube led to his role in RIDE ALONG 2.

Waving a clipboard, Fallon asked Trump about his best qualities.

“I thought I heard you say something that Bill campaigning for her…is not a smart idea”, Fallon said.

“She came out with a little of a statement about me”.

The Donald got along looking at giving the powerball rewards to vets on the off chance that he won, saying nothing awful in regards to his kindred GOP hopefuls, and notwithstanding guarding President Obama for crying despite the fact that his can’t help contradicting his position on firearms. “But we haven’t even started”.

“Not at all. I’d be very very uncomfortable”, he smiled.