Watch Kelly Clarkson Sing 5 Tinder Profiles on Jimmy Kimmel

It’s possible that nothing will unseat Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets in the spot in my heart specifically reserved for “No. 1 Jimmy Kimmel Live Musical Bit”. Just as Clarkson offers a bouillabaisse of different vocal stylings (yodeling is present and accounted for), the profiles themselves show of Tinder’s many -splendored wretchedness.

Kimmel isn’t exactly up to speed on the trendy dating app, but did his best to explain how it often leads to hookups in “public bathrooms”. She’s a three-time Grammy victor, a platinum record machine and the victor of the very first American Idol in 2002.

For instance, she sang 29-year-old Danielle’s snippet ballad-style: “Just looking for someone to take me to a Celine Dion concert”. “Swipe right.” Finally, Clarkson sang 25-year-old Justine’s profile, which declared, “I love my hairless cat, baking cookies & smoking blunts”. So, you know, no shorties need apply.