World’s First ‘Smart’ Condom To Rate How Good You Are In Bed

If you ever looked at your wearable gadget and wished it would tell you how good you are at sex, then we have some news for you.

“It’s basically a Fitbit for your man bits that tracks thrust speed and velocity”.

Also, it measures the number of thrusts, the frequency of sessions, and the total duration of sessions.

A feature that is still undergoing testing records different positions that you use, although we cannot exactly understand how it can do that.

“Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom”, manufacturer British Condoms says in its come-on.

All of those questions can be answered when using the i.Con.

Utilising a Nano-chip and sensors, i.Con will measure and remember a number of different variables during sex. Has this mechanism been scientifically tested? Once the data is downloaded, the smart condom automatically erases the previous stats to make room for your next session.

The ring, which comes with a one-year warranty, is reusable, thank goodness. It charges in an hour and can maintain a charge for “6-8 hours worth of “live” usage”, which, frankly, sounds like an insanely long time to f***.

The device is not an actual condom, however. However, to the company, this release represents a “game changer”. It can rate sexual performances and can help detect sexually transmitted diseases too.

Anxious about privacy, the data kind?

When you’re done, you have the option to put the results online to share with your friends and presumably exchange cyber high fives. And British Condoms UK claims more than 90,000 people have already registered an interest.

The i.Con’s British creators say the product isn’t actually available just yet and it won’t take your money until it is, but interested parties can register for pre-order. Also, there’s no need to be concerned about finding an i.Con in the right size.